Prize Announcement

The Prize for the Guess My Times, Win Crap Harpeth Hills Edition has been announced

PRIZ3S a division of Planet3rry.com

announced today, right here, that the person with the closest finishing time guess for the Harpeth Hills Marathon will win this fabulous prize:

unused HOMER J. SIMPSON Chia Pet

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Watch it Grow!
Handmade Decorative Planter

Easy to do. . . fun to grow! Full coat 1-2 weeks.

Contains:

• Handmade pottery planter
• Chia seed packet for 3 plantings
• Convenient plastic drip tray
• Planting and care instructions sheet

Reuse your Chia Indefinitely. Simply replant with chia (extra seeds included) or similar herb seeds, such as basil, alfalfa, marjoram or thyme.
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And even if you have the Green Thumb of DEATH, you can’t mess up the Chia.

AND THAT’S NOT ALL

In addition to Homer, PRIZ3S is also pleased to announce that Homer’s Beverage of Choice will also be included. Due to fact that shipping alcohol beverage over state lines is “technically” illegal, much less the duty (hee hee, I wrote ‘duty’) tax on said prize would be cost-ineffective, a Beverage that Homer would HATE, although Lisa might find it enjoyable, A box of Snapple Orange-inality Herbal Tea will be included.

SO IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO ENTER (or Modify) YOUR GUESS FOR TERRY’S FINISHING TIME AT THE HARPETH HILLS KILLER DEATH FLYING MONKEY MARATHON

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