Have you seen Miss South Carolina on YouTube? Don’t drink anything you when you watch it… unless you want to cover the monitor.
But I am not talking about Miss America, I am talking about MRS. America. Yeah, the beauty pageant for married women. Why do I talk about this… well, it’s because Good Ole Tennessee came up as runner up. Yup.
A Kelly Bee, A mother of 3 from Wyoming took home the crown. Mrs. Tennessee couldn’t pull off the win, perhaps it was the Rattlesnake bite and 10 vials of anti-venom that had her off her game. Who knows.
But really, this is my Mrs. Tennessee